callout post for taking lightbulbs out of your mouth
Those who live around kids, this is an actual problem, as sometimes they get the delusion that they can just as easily remove it without breaking glass and injuring themselves.
Fuck your joke, this is important for people to pay attention to. I had the little sibling who got her fist stuck in her mouth at age 14, make sure they know why they should not put these things in their mouths.
its finally happened. the first completely unfunny loss edit. congratulations.
I think they somehow managed to make his facial expressions less dynamic than the B^Uckley original, astounding
thats not the worst part of this
the worst part is that even BUCKLEY has a better understanding of visual storytelling. He knew that he didnt need to say a word cuz as shitty and poor as the composition was, he got the information across without telling you a single word other than “loss”
Here Adam has such a lack of faith in conveying his joke that he has to flat out tell you its donut day, instead of just letting us figure it out ourselves from the context clues.
Like that feels so patronizing, and the source of the parody is already patronizing
“4 chefs, 3 courses, only 1 chance to win. The challenge: create an unforgettable meal from the mystery items hidden in these baskets before time runs out. Our distinguished panel of chefs will critique their work, and one by one they must face the dreaded chopping block. Who will win the $10,000 prize? And who, will be chopped? 4 competitors think they have what it takes to be the Chopped Champion, let’s meet ‘em.”
Ted Cruz chuckled to himself, knowing nothing could defeat his secret weapon, the Cow Butter.
“Interesting strategy with the cow butter coming from our contestant the Zodi- I mean Ted, wouldn’t you agree, judges?”
“Haha, what a fool you are ted boy.”
Paula deen crawls out from the shadows. “A real amateur i tell ya.”
Ted gasps, and quickly becomes upset. “No one makes a fool out of me. This will be the last thing you ever do, Paula” The Zodiac Killer replied dangerously.
